Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the NSFW facts you never knew you needed in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets, jaw-dropping revelations, and enough drama to make Herobrine blush. From scandalous block placements to steamy lava bath parties, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way through the most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Potions Brewed: 71

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 494572
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crops Grown: 3273
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 263
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyUkraine2020

    CraftyUkraine2020
    so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Loot Lottery Madness

    Loot Lottery Madness
    LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.

    Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.

    And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Trans Teens Server

    Crafty Trans Teens Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart! We have so much fun, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee! Plus, did you know that joining our server decreases your chances of turning into a llama by 69%? True story, bro.

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.

    Forget about those boring servers with no pizzazz. Ours is like a magical unicorn rollercoaster ride through a rainbow tornado! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 833709 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Star Shards Collected: 234

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

    ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

    ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits!

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
    Brand New World: We’ve moved to a new server and are only 3 weeks old! Now’s your chance to start fresh and build alongside us.
    No Planned Server Resets: Build your legacy—your creations are here to stay!
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups: Our server runs around the clock with frequent backups to ensure your progress is safe.
    Dedicated Staff Team: A friendly, experienced staff is always available to assist with any issues or concerns.
    Player-Run Economy: Help develop our diamond-based shopping district and grow the server economy!
    Exciting Events: We’ve got plenty of engaging events planned for the future. But in the meantime, don’t miss out on our (optional) HermitCraft-inspired Demise event for the month of October!

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

    ⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

    See you in-game, adventurer!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Creamy Craft Minecraft Server

    Creamy Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the cream, baby! Why settle for milk when you can have the cream of the crop?

    Join our server and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Build your own cream-themed castle and defend it against hordes of evil cows trying to steal your precious cream. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cream of Endless Fortune, rumored to grant wishes to those who possess it.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive cream-based mini-games like Creamy Parkour and Creamy Capture the Flag. And don’t even get us started on our cream-themed skins and accessories – you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a creamy good time like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, once you go cream, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness

    breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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