NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8144	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
New Chunks Explored:	464430	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3161
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crops Grown:	6046	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	52
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BingchillingMC

Adventure, Balanced, BingchillingMC, competitive, consent, Engaging, Environment, Heartsgain, Mechanic, Minecraft, modifications, PvP, Rainplay, Resources, rules, Server, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, Teams

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	713	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	4052	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	Normal Lifesteal
Main Feature	Lifesteal Mechanic
Rules	No Hacking or Griefing Choose Your Team PvP with Consent

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.

Confidence Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, belief in yourself, Confidence, Craft, determination, empowerment, encouragement, inner strength, inspiration, Loser, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, Support

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mines Excavated:	2651	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna stop being a loser and gain some confidence, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll be surrounded by the most epic gamers who will hype you up and make you feel like a total boss.

Forget about being a sad sack, on this server, you’ll be a legend in the making! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champ!

BFFBlockParty

18th birthday, aita, arguments, Best Friend, BFFBlockParty, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cancel, Disrespect, Environment, Gratitude, hurt feelings, misunderstandings, Obligations, online dating, parents, plane tickets, relationship dynamic, third wheel, Visit

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of drama in your friendships? Looking for a place where you can just relax and have a good time without all the misunderstandings and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ProtestCraft: Resist & Build!

activism, AMERICANS, BUILD, citizen engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, Democracy, freedom of speech, grassroots organizing, political activism, Political unrest, protest chants, protest culture, protest movements, protest signs, protest slogans, ProtestCraft, PROTESTS, public outcry, Resist, resistance, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate protest zone! Join us and fight against the tyranny of creepers and zombies who are trying to take over the blocky world. We have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground resistance base where you can plot your next move. So grab your pickaxe and join the resistance, because on our server, the only thing we’re protesting is boring gameplay!

Cellphone Camera Survival

BREAKING, Camera, camera quality, cellphone, cellphone cameras, consumer electronics, Digital Cameras, Durability, electronic devices, long-lasting, mobile phones, phone accessories, phone durability, phone features, phone functions, phone longevity, phone maintenance, phone performance, photography, Reliability, smartphones, Survival, Technology

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Potions Brewed:	115	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Towns Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never break your cellphone camera! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player broke their cellphone camera while playing on our server and a magical curse was unleashed upon them. every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find dirt. every time they tried to build a house, it would collapse on them. it was a disaster! so, join our server and protect your cellphone camera at all costs, or face the wrath of the minecraft gods. trust us, you don’t want to mess with them. so come on, join us and have a blast while keeping your cellphone camera safe. who knew minecraft could be so dangerous, right?

Graduation Album Girls 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, album, comedy, elementary school, experience in love, film club activities, Girls, Graduation, harem, high school, Kanae Meguru, love flags, love story, Manga, middle school, movie enthusiast, Ootsuka Ozora, romance, romantic comedy, romantic interests, Sotsugyou Arubamu no Kanojotachi, translated manga, university film club

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension Hops:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, bro, forget about all that harem drama crap, come join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures! Picture this: you’re a movie enthusiast like Kanae Meguru, but instead of dealing with love triangles, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we’ve got a film club in the server where you can meet your own Ootsuka Ozora (or maybe just a dude named Steve, who knows). So, ditch the romance and dive into the world of blocks and pixels with us! Let the story of your Minecraft journey begin!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, awkward, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, bidding war, children, Debts, Decision making, Disappointment, emotional, ethical dilemma, Friends, ghosting, house sale, houseparty, loyalty, marriage breakdown, Minecraft, private sale, relationships, Server, Support

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama and awkward situations in your real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about cheating husbands, backstabbing friends, or awkward encounters. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any shady real estate transactions – unless you count trading diamonds for emeralds with our friendly villagers!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all the drama in your life. Who needs real friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to adventure with you? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real estate agents and competing offers.

CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Dragon Eggs Found:	8310
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Players:	105/900	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4