NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cellphone Camera Survival

BREAKING, Camera, camera quality, cellphone, cellphone cameras, consumer electronics, Digital Cameras, Durability, electronic devices, long-lasting, mobile phones, phone accessories, phone durability, phone features, phone functions, phone longevity, phone maintenance, phone performance, photography, Reliability, smartphones, Survival, Technology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3400	Crops Grown:	4762
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	213
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never break your cellphone camera! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player broke their cellphone camera while playing on our server and a magical curse was unleashed upon them. every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find dirt. every time they tried to build a house, it would collapse on them. it was a disaster! so, join our server and protect your cellphone camera at all costs, or face the wrath of the minecraft gods. trust us, you don’t want to mess with them. so come on, join us and have a blast while keeping your cellphone camera safe. who knew minecraft could be so dangerous, right?

Graduation Album Girls 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, album, comedy, elementary school, experience in love, film club activities, Girls, Graduation, harem, high school, Kanae Meguru, love flags, love story, Manga, middle school, movie enthusiast, Ootsuka Ozora, romance, romantic comedy, romantic interests, Sotsugyou Arubamu no Kanojotachi, translated manga, university film club

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all that harem drama crap, come join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures! Picture this: you’re a movie enthusiast like Kanae Meguru, but instead of dealing with love triangles, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we’ve got a film club in the server where you can meet your own Ootsuka Ozora (or maybe just a dude named Steve, who knows). So, ditch the romance and dive into the world of blocks and pixels with us! Let the story of your Minecraft journey begin!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, awkward, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, bidding war, children, Debts, Decision making, Disappointment, emotional, ethical dilemma, Friends, ghosting, house sale, houseparty, loyalty, marriage breakdown, Minecraft, private sale, relationships, Server, Support

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5483	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama and awkward situations in your real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about cheating husbands, backstabbing friends, or awkward encounters. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any shady real estate transactions – unless you count trading diamonds for emeralds with our friendly villagers!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all the drama in your life. Who needs real friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to adventure with you? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real estate agents and competing offers.

CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Votes:	7156
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Items Found:	3271
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Votes:	5135	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	44
Crops Grown:	4191	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Towns Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2994
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Potions Brewed:	175
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Votes:	4338

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	242	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	209
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3889	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

Players:	107/300	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	987	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1