Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

communication cut off, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, east asia, geopolitical issues, inter-Korean relations, international relations, isolated regime, Korean border, Korean division, Korean Peninsula, military standoff, North Korea, NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv, political conflict, rail links, regional stability, road links, south korea, Tensions, transportation disruption

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

core symptom, depression treatment, experimental studies, Innovative treatments, longer term, magic mushrooms, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, mood enhancement, neurotransmitters, optimism, Potential, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Rats, research, serotonin, Server, Shroomy, Therapy

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1547	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, bedrock, blocky, Discreet, escort services, fantasy fulfillment, fetish, genuine, hire, kink, Minecraft, not joking, paid companionship, paid services, privacy, Prostitute, question.., Server, sex, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, watch

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Animals Bred:	85	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Crops Grown:	3925

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	176
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	77

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	943	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	60	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyLungs BeGone

addiction recovery, aging, BEGONE, benefits of quitting, BlockyLungs, Cigarette Smoking, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, life expectancy, Longevity, quitting at 35, quitting at 75, quitting for good, quitting for health, quitting for longevity, quitting for wellness, quitting habits, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation study, smoking risks, tobacco cessation

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Animals Bred:	72	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	8433	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3