NoSmokeNoProbsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	4651
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CompCraft

Adventure, bandits, big farms, Caves, Community, CompCraft, Custom Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Dungeons, expert players, Expertise, Grief Protection, join us, money making, Quest, rare items, redstone engineering, smp, vanilla mechanics, Zombie Mini-Game

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8229	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

We are a small, but growing semi-vanilla survival server. Our server is designed for players who seek a challenge and are ready to expand their knowledge of the game.

Features:

Quest
Dinosaur Fossils
Economy
Custom Rares
Custom Dungeons
Bandits
PvP
Grief Protection
Vanilla Mechanics
Zombie Mini Game

CompCraft might be the server for you if you like to build big farms, grind to make money, collect rare items, engineer with redstone, explore dungeons & caves, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils. Whether you’re an expert or willing to learn, everyone is welcome to join the adventure!

Discord: https://discord.com/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with additional custom features.
Can I join if I’m a beginner?	Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels.
Are there any in-game quests?	Yes, the server features quests for players to complete.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, there is PvP available for players who enjoy it.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	The server offers grief protection to safeguard player structures.

MysticCraft – EnigmaRealm 1.20.6

1.20.6, 3D Debut, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, EnigmaRealm, fuwamoco, homework edition, Members Chatting, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a homework edition of a previous thread, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

We got members chatting at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/19, so mark your calendars, fam! And don’t forget to check out the previous stream, it’s so lit you’ll wanna watch it again and again!

Plus, we got debuts, 3D debuts, 3D lives, and so much more on our YouTube channel. And don’t even get me started on the merch, it’s fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, unless you’re a total square, in which case, why are you even here, bro? Let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

anger, Asshole, Bitchin, Boyfriend, Communication, degrading, disrespectful behavior., driveway shoveling, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, Minecraft, moms, morality, mother-daughter relationship, name-calling, parenting, partying, possessiveness, reaction, screaming, Server, sibling relationship, sick, verbal abuse, worthlessness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Animals Bred:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	New Chunks Explored:	369149
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of getting screamed at for not shoveling the driveway on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any crazy moms yelling at you. Plus, we have virtual snow that never needs shoveling, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any real-life stress. Join now and say goodbye to driveway drama!

BabyBlockParty

baby’s health, baby’s safety, BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family interference, family relationships, family respect, family visit, first baby, Healing time, newborn baby, newborn bonding, newborn care, newborn visitation, setting boundaries, telling fiancé’s family to wait

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	489584	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4492	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries – just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like this player’s in-laws.

Imagine a world where you can ban anyone who tries to take over your territory or tell you what to do with your creations. Our server is a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without interference from meddling relatives.

Don’t worry about grandma trying to sneak into your virtual delivery room to make sure your pixelated baby is born – on our server, you have full control over who enters your realm. Plus, you can ensure that all your virtual babies have their shots before any visitors come knocking.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you can set your own rules and defend your digital domain against unwanted intruders. Who knew virtual parenting could be so exhilarating and boundary-setting?

RageQuitTunes – Minecraft SMP

aggravating lyrics, aggravating tunes, annoying songs, annoying tunes, bothersome melodies, bothersome tracks, enraging songs, enraging tunes, grating lyrics, grating music, infuriating melodies, infuriating tunes, instant irritation, instant rage, irritating lyrics, irritating music, irritating tracks, Minecraft, obnoxious melodies, RageQuitTunes, smp, vexing music, vexing songs

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER PIG.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!

MineTunez2025

2025, anticipation, artist, favorite artist, future releases, MineTunez2025, Music (Industry), music albums, music anticipation, music artists, music enthusiasts, music excitement, music lovers, music predictions, music releases, music singles, music speculation, music trends, new music, Release, upcoming releases

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4232
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret feature that allows you to listen to exclusive music from artists who haven’t even been born yet! That’s right, in 2025, we have a time-traveling DJ who brings back the sickest beats from the future. Join our server now and be the first to jam out to music that hasn’t even been created yet! Who needs Spotify when you have a time-traveling DJ in Minecraft?

RuskiCraft Minecraft Server

appeasing, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, foreign relations, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, Officials, peace talks, political tensions, Riyadh, RuskiCraft, russia, Server, summit, talks, Ukraine, US

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crops Grown:	8862
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ukraine officials saying the US is like totally ‘appeasing’ Russia with talks in Riyadh. like whaaat??? but like who cares about that when u can join our server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against evil villagers. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza. come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

RubioCraft Ambush

Ambush, RubioCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Marco Rubio is walking into a trap…on our server! Why, you ask? Because we have the craziest, most epic traps you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and you’ll be dodging lava pits, TNT explosions, and even giant slime monsters trying to eat you alive! But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a celebrity like Marco Rubio himself, trying to survive in our crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a slime monster, that is.

Bioaerosol Bidet Breeze Server

airborne bacteria, bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet toilets, Bioaerosol, bioaerosols, breeze, E.coli, exhaust fan, health risks, indoor air quality, infectious diseases, public health, research study, S. aureus, sanitation, sanitation practices, Server, squat toilets, toilet design, toilet flushing, toilet technology, ventilation, ventilation systems

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own squat toilets and unleash the power of bioaerosols on your enemies! Want to dominate the competition? Just give a second flush and watch them run in fear! But don’t worry, we have active ventilation with an exhaust fan to keep the risks low. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

High Standards Mine 1.21.4

1.21.4, DATING, Expectations, girl, HIGH, high standards, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-realization, Standards

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like the perfect girlfriend, but in block form!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your bros. It’s like a never-ending quest for love and adventure!

You won’t have to change your standards here, because this server is the one who will meet all your needs. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right?

So come join us and let’s build a world where high standards are a thing of the past. Love is temporary, but Minecraft is forever!

JavaJunkie Minecraft Server

aita, angry glare, barista, bully, calories, coffee shamed, Hating;, healthy coffee, JavaJunkie, local coffee shop, mindful eating, Minecraft, new, oat flat white, reddit, regular flat white, selfish, Server, skinny flat white, sweet things, walk, weight

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Villages Defended:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?

But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.

FamCraft Frustration

#venting, Boundaries, Burnout, Caregiver, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotional dysregulation disorder, Expectations, FamCraft, family, Frustration, mental health, overwhelmed, Parent-child relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, sibling dynamics, stress, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9029	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Votes:	8226
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of being the ultimate servant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you’re the boss! No more making tea for everyone, no more being the designated driver for your nephew, and definitely no more cleaning up after everyone else. On our server, you can build your own empire and rule with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice). Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a life of adventure and freedom. Join now and reclaim your sanity – because let’s face it, dealing with your family is a whole different kind of creeper explosion.

IntroLoverTV

Addictive, binge watching, can’t resist, can’t skip, catchy tune, fan favorite, favorite show, iconic, introduction, IntroLoverTV, long-running, memorable, must see, must watch, opening credits, series, television, theme song, title sequence, TV addiction, tv show

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro screens? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and hilarious intro you’ll ever see! Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a dancing llama wearing sunglasses and breakdancing to a remix of the Friends theme song. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most legendary players in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to hang out and mine with us on the weekends. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect us from any griefers or trolls.

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you’ll never want to skip the intro to our server ever again!

UkrainianResourceRaid

bid, controversy, economic colonisation, economic dominance, environmental impact, Exploitation, foreign policy, global economy, government corruption, imperialism, international relations, leaked, Natural resources, Outrage, Politics, resource extraction, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, UkrainianResourceRaid, US

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	94	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while fighting off a horde of angry chickens. sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!

join us and be a part of the most epic battles u have ever seen. we’re talking dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few creepers thrown in for good measure.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? ya, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Alien Ice Planet Fun

Alien, alien ice formations, alien planets, Astrobiology, crystalline ice, exotic ice, extraterrestrial ice, Fun, Ice, ice composition, Ice Discovery, ice formation, ice formation process, ice properties, ice research, ice structure, interstellar ice, liquid water, planet, planetary science, scientific discovery, space exploration, unique ice properties

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2548	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, dis server be like dat crazy ice on alien planets, ya feel me? It be all crystally and liquidy at da same time, like mind blown, bro. Join dis server if you wanna experience dat outta dis world vibe, like you be playin’ Minecraft on Mars or somethin’. Plus, rumor has it dat if you mine deep enough, you might find a portal to another dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up. So come on, join dis server and let’s get weird together, cuz ain’t nothin’ normal ’bout dis place.