NoSisNoHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3145
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2715
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Emeralds Found:	7089

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Enchantments Applied:	248	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SibCraft: Building Bonds

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Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

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lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	3020	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6534	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SirenCraftIsrael

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Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

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come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!