NoSisNoHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
New Chunks Explored:	252683	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SibCraft: Building Bonds

bonds, building, childhood memories, comforting moment, family bond, heartwarming moments., SibCraft, sibling bond, sibling care, sibling comfort, sibling companionship, sibling compassion, sibling connection, sibling hugs, sibling kindness, sibling laughter., sibling love, sibling memories, sibling relationship, sibling support, sibling trust, sibling understanding, sibling unity

Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Animals Bred:	196	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SirenCraftIsrael

ALERT, central Israel, civilians, Conflict, Defense, emergency, fear, gaza, Hamas, Israel, major cities, MIDDLE EAST, Protection, rocket attack, Safety, SECURITY, SirenCraftIsrael, sirens, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Void Gems Collected:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	849714

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

accumulation, contaminated, contamination, critters, diet, eastern canada, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental regulations, killer whales, legacy contaminants, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine pollution, Pollution, regulations, reproductive failure, toxic chemicals, Whale, Whales, wildlife conservation, woes

come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	217	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

adult content, Boundaries, controversial, Curiosity, ethical dilemma, family, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Minecraft, moms, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Play, Psychological, relationships, role playing, Server, sexual curiosity, societal norms, taboo, taboo fantasy, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, watch

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1990s, 90s music, animation, Anime, classic, electronic, Enjoy, Favorite, favorite OST, futuristic, japanese, long tail tags, macross, macross plus, Minecraft, Music, nostalgic, ost, smp, Soundtrack, Soundtracks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TVShowBondingCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional connection, Empathy, Entertainment, family time, gilmore girls, hobbies, interests, mother daughter bonding, mother-daughter relationship, movie night, Personal preferences, quality time, relationships, Respect, spending time together, tv show, TVShowBondingCraft, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

Bizarre adventures, bizarre travel anecdotes, eccentric vacation behavior, Minecraft, odd holiday adventures, odd travel moments, offbeat travel tales, outlandish holiday stories, outlandish vacation experiences, peculiar holiday activities, peculiar vacation memories, quirky escapades, quirky holiday traditions, smp, strange experiences, strange vacation rituals, unconventional tourism, unique travel experiences, unusual activities, unusual travel habits, VacayWeirdo, weird vacation, weird vacation stories

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2177	Crops Grown:	2588
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3033
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Void Armor Forged:	18	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29