NoSisNoHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

awkward body language, awkward conversation, awkward encounters, awkward jokes, awkward pauses, awkward situations, awkward timing, awkward tone, AwkwardCraft, Body language, communication styles, conversation dynamics, cringy, forced small talk, inappropriate topics, lack of chemistry, misunderstandings, nervous laughter, personal boundaries, social anxiety, social cues, uncomfortable silence

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

UNIFILgateRage

Attack, COMPOUND, Conflict, destroy, injured, international relations, Israeli forces, lebanon, main gate, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, UN, UN peacekeeping, Unifil, UNIFILgateRage, united nations, violence

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyBrewHaHa

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

addiction research, addiction severity, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, antisocial personality disorder, antisocial traits, AntiSocialCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, co-occurring disorders, comorbidity, drug addiction, drug misuse, dual diagnosis, hazardous alcohol use, hazards, highs, mental health, mental illness, personality disorders, research findings, substance abuse, substance use disorder

omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2051
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AwoogaMC

Adventure, AwoogaMC, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, dark caves, Economy, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, Skills, Survival, SURVIVE, Ultimate, Vanilla

Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

Join now!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	552369	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Will To Live Minecraft SMP

Binge Eating, caring about yourself, depression, doomscrolling, dopaminergic activities, group formations, Live, mental health, Minecraft, porn, Proactive, seeking opportunities, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, smp, social hierarchy, well-being, will to live

Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GiftGoneWrongCraft

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, canceling gifts, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Gaslighting, gift, GiftGoneWrongCraft, Insecurity, love language, morning routine, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self worth, self-care, toxic behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

authoritarianism, Democracy, Diplomacy, double standards, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, human rights violations, Hypocrisy, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, regime change, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, smp, united states, Usa, Venezuela, VenezuelaBadSaudiNot

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10