Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Animals Bred: 100
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 454 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9843 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 824996
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Farms Harvested: 974

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Love Letters Sent: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchantments Applied: 169

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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