NoSexInMyHouseCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBedBloopers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineCraft Server: /fgo alter/ – Altering Fate/Grand Order

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than summoning the “Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus)”? Well, look no further because our server is like a singularity repair support campaign for your gaming needs! Join us on a journey more wild than a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline and experience adventures crazier than a Damage Calculator gone haywire.

Our server is so lit, it’s like a Rateup in FGO JP on steroids! Future Materials Spreadsheet? We’ve got that covered. FGO Event Compendium? We’ve got it all. Drop Rates? We’ve got the inside scoop. Our server is like the FGO Raw Database of Minecraft servers – full of hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So if you’re ready to level up your gaming experience and embark on a quest more thrilling than a Summoning “Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)” Pickup Summon, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s gonna be a ride crazier than a berserker on a sugar rush!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	58	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cyber Security News Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild ride through the Nether, with more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret alliances that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation mishap. Plus, our information sources are so reliable, they make Herobrine look like a noob. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SexualFlexMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to show off your best sexual flex in the virtual world. From building giant phallic structures to creating pixelated love nests, the possibilities are endless! Who needs diamonds when you can have a good time with your blocky buddies? So come on, join us and let your Minecraft fantasies run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	163

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SnackCraftForeignGoods

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring snacks in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world of exotic and foreign foods that will blow your mind (and taste buds) away!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual marketplace, filled with vendors selling everything from spicy Cheetos from Mexico to matcha Kit Kats from Japan. But be careful, because rumor has it there’s a secret vendor who sells enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare and valuable snacks guarded by a fierce army of snack-loving zombies. Defeat them and claim your delicious rewards!

So why settle for boring old Minecraft snacks when you can join our server and feast on the most outrageous and delicious treats from around the world? Join now and let the snacking adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Emeralds Found:	8329
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LebCraft: 30K in 72hrs!

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come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more players crossing into our world than into Syria from Lebanon in 72 hours! the UN can’t even keep up with our insane numbers, that’s how wild it is here. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. join us now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ran-sama’s Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, desire, dream, emotional attachment, family, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional mother, idealized mother, idolization, longing, maternal figure, Minecraft, Mother, parental figure, Ran-sama, Ransamas, Role Model, Server, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where Ran-sama herself is your mother. That’s right, forget about your boring real mom because Ran-sama will take care of you and make sure you have all the diamonds and enchanted gear your heart desires.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty wacky around here).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Animals Bred:	28	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mind Theory Minecraft SMP

Cognitive science, Empathy, implicit bias, intergroup relations, mentalizing, Mind, Minecraft, perspective-taking, Psychology, racial attitudes, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial identity, smp, social cognition, social perception, social psychology, Stereotypes, theory, theory of mind, white people

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to test your theory of mind by navigating through a world where players are constantly trying to outsmart each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building elaborate traps to staging elaborate pranks, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have a theory of mind. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DadCraftNoContact

citizenship, DadCraftNoContact, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, estranged father, Fallout, family drama, family dynamics, family history, Guilt, leaving families behind, manipulative, mental abuse, Mental well-being, moving on, multiple marriages, parental abandonment, self-centered, toxic relationships, vulnerable position

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet pig and your trusty diamond sword! Our server is drama-free, unlike OP’s dad’s love life.

Join us for epic adventures, build magnificent castles, and battle it out with other players in thrilling PvP matches. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a blocky paradise in our server?

Forget about contacting your father’s ex-wives, stepmothers, and half-siblings – join our server and create your own family of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama. So, come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Name: MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and never forget a name again! Our server is so wild and wacky that every player has a crazy nickname that will stick in your brain forever. From “TNT Bob” to “Diamonds Are Forever Sally,” you’ll never struggle to remember who’s who on our server. Plus, we have a secret potion that enhances your memory every time you mine a block of obsidian. So come join us and never be at a loss for words when greeting your fellow players again!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	367

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBedroomAntics

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as spicy as a jalapeño on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players are a mix of seasoned pros and complete noobs, but everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden apple that grants you unlimited power.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	856	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	4751
Animals Bred:	123	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Legacy Realms: Where Minecraft meets Midlife Crisis – No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Asia, Australia, Casual, Cheating, Chill, Community, Crisis, Custom Items, Discord, Drama, Friends, HACKING, Kids, Legacy, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, Mods, Oceanic, Players, Quests, Realms, Resources, RPG, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival and RPG
Server Location	Australia
Community Focus	Mature casual gamers
Features	No paid ranks or crates, old school MCMMO, RPG content
IP Address	103.152.196.59

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: 103.152.196.59

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

3. What age group is the majority of players in?

Most players are in their 20-30s and are casual gamers.

4. Are there any paid features on the server?

No, there are no paid ranks or crates on the server.

5. What type of content is available on the server?

The server offers vanilla survival gameplay as well as RPG content with quests inspired by RuneScape and Skyrim.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Farms Harvested:	656
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Farms Harvested:	267	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Dimension Hops:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1