NoSexForSMP

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Animals Bred: 110 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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