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CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3164
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Towns Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1859
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Spears Created:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	137	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Void Gems Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	4685	Star Shards Collected:	156
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	3701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2