NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

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Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BookwormCraft

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Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RocketRumbleMC

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8481	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	919663	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5617

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magic Items Found:	1245	Dragon Eggs Found:	3695
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Revelation MC

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Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	8098	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	369548	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	149	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6