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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7867 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 275 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!