NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	896366

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6863

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	9728
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyTerrorMasters

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyTerrorMasters, Espionage, extremism, foreign interference, global security, intelligence, international relations, iran, MI5, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, national security, russia, SECURITY, spy chief, Tehran, terror plots, Terrorism, Threats

u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Animals Bred:	131
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

clash, competing guilds, core microbiome, disease prevention, Guilds, Gut microbiota, health outcomes, health status, host-microbe interactions, human health, international researchers, microbial balance, microbial communities, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, Microbiome, microbiome analysis, microbiome modulation, microbiome research, microbiome signature, modulating, novel target, populations, Wars

so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

ANONYMOUS, automating smelting, custom crafting, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gem mines, Guide, hoarders, Minecraft, PvP, quarries, questions, random location, Resources, rules, Sell, Server, Soul, Storage, Survival World, technical information, temporary starting base, Unlimited, Vanilla, WestLeaf, Wilderness

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Oopsies Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Oopsies, Politics, Propaganda, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Video, War, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelDramaQueens

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional complexity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family photos, Grief, in-laws, Loss, Memory, parenting, PixelDramaQueens, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, step-parenting, understanding grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	2682	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafting Dreams

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, Crafting, creativity, customer service, dreams, Enthusiasm, flexibility, interpersonal skills., Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, PROFESSIONAL, teamwork, Time management

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MirageCraft Server: Jetting to Ukraine 2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Delivery, european union, France, Geopolitics, international relations, jets, Jetting, Military, military alliance, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Server, technology transfer, Ukraine

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to fly a Mirage 2000 jet in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server is about to make your dreams come true! Imagine soaring through the skies, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you can imagine. And the best part? It’s guarded by a team of killer rabbits armed with diamond swords. Good luck getting past them!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the president of France himself. That’s right, Emmanuel Macron is a huge fan of our server and even promised to deliver the first Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in early 2025 just so they can join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, noobs!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LebCraftInvasion

airstrikes, border, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Invasion, Israel, lebanese, LebCraftInvasion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, occupation, Political unrest, SECURITY, south-west Lebanon, united nations, War

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7669	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8726
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1