Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Meteorites Collected: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 22
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 329 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 990147
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/lvl-68/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Crops Grown: 8658

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2294

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

    BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 999264 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • HatePopularFilmsMC SMP

    HatePopularFilmsMC SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone raves about? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate individuality and uniqueness! We have a secret underground base where we gather to discuss our unpopular opinions on popular movies. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can come up with the most outrageous reason for hating a beloved film. So if you’re ready to stand out from the crowd and embrace your inner movie critic, join us now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineCraftMotivation

    MineCraftMotivation
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of motivation and inspiration! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with epic quests, magical creatures, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Fizz & Java Crafters

    Fizz & Java Crafters
    come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Villages Defended: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 45

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Kampot Desu Minecraft Server

    Kampot Desu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Ugledar! This server is so kampot desu, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cheeseburger of Destiny. Our community is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

    So why wait? Join Ugledar today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 196885 Dragon Scales Harvested: 161
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /mex/ – TacoTuesday

    Minecraft SMP: /mex/ – TacoTuesday
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos as Mexico’s new Jewish female president takes over the server! She’s not your average leader – she’s got diamond armor and a pet llama named Nacho who spits fireballs at griefers. Plus, she’s building a giant taco-shaped castle to rule from, complete with a salsa moat and guacamole turrets. Join now for a chance to be her right-hand creeper and help defend against rival factions like the Taco Bell Bandits and the Salsa Syndicate. Viva la Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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