NoRegretsMC Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you never want to experience the horror of accidentally falling into a pit of lava while carrying all your precious diamonds ever again. Our anti-bucket list includes banning lava pits altogether – because who needs that kind of stress in their virtual life?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll never have to deal with pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures. We’ve hired a team of ninja cats to patrol the server and take out any creepers before they can cause any damage. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and say goodbye to all the things on your anti-bucket list. Who knew virtual life could be so thrilling and hilarious?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	137	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineHonkai: StarRail LOL General Server – Join Now for Epic Adventures & Non-stop Laughs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can explore the vast world of Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng! Fight dragons, build epic castles, and conquer the land like a true warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Myriad Celestia realm and experience Kyoden: A Cleave Across the Transient World. It’s a world full of mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Plus, don’t miss out on the Animated Short: Rondo Across Countless Kalpas – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha + Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng. And for those looking for a challenge, check out the Light Cone Banners – Along the Passing Shore (Nihility) and Echoes of the Coffin (Abundance).

But wait, there’s even more! Get your hands on Robin and Boothill, two powerful 5-star characters that will help you dominate the server. And don’t forget to participate in our “Immersive Interactive Exhibition” web event for a chance to win exclusive prizes!

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, we have redeemable codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, MOREPEACH, and more! Use them to unlock special rewards and power up your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mines Excavated:	1728
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NATUREMC – Political server Minecraft server

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Single and Ready to Minecraft: ‘I haven’t had a gf in 5 years’ Server

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Looking for love in all the wrong pixels? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Our server is so romantic that players have been known to meet in-game, fall in love, and even get married in real life (yes, seriously). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT and pixelated pigs? So if you’re tired of being single in the real world, come join us and see if you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find your player two and live happily ever after in our virtual world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TGPIXEL

Bedwars, Bot, crossplay, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Survival, t gaming, TGPIXEL, undercontrustion

This server is created by T.GAMING and his age is 12 year’s old and I have survival server and my server name is TGPIXEL and is server is crossplay server and it is undercontrustion and I have many bot

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8380	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nihilistic Anime Obsession Minecraft Server – Join now for existential crises and pixelated gags galore!

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Tired of boring old anime with the same old cliches? Join our Minecraft server where we’ve got all the nihilism you could ever want! Our players are so nihilistic, they build entire cities just to watch them burn to the ground. Plus, our villain NPC is so nihilistic, he doesn’t even bother trying to take over the server – he just sits back and watches the chaos unfold. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and nihilistic gaming experience, join our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Pals Playpen: The Ultimate Celebrity Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further than Rodrigo After Midnight Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of block placing and mob slaying. – We have a secret hidden underground disco where players can party all night long with glow-in-the-dark creepers and dancing skeletons. – Our custom-made dragons breathe confetti instead of fire, so you won’t have to worry about your builds getting burnt to a crisp. – One lucky player each week gets the chance to ride a flying pig around the server and rain down diamonds on their fellow players. – We have a special “Rodrigo Rage Mode” where all players turn into giant llamas with laser eyes and wreak havoc on the server for one hour every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo After Midnight Edition now for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8007	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fluxo MC VS Hypixel

1.20.2 world, amazing missions, battle pass, Casino, Cross-Play, daily votes, Duels, epic events, exciting challenges, Exclusive events, Hardcore, MCMMO, museum items., mysterious boxes, Pets, PvP, Spawners, special commands, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, unique resources, Vibrant Community, VIP benefits, Voting Rewards, Weddings

Hypixel	Fluxo MC
### Pros: – One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of minigames – Constantly updated with new content and features – Active player base for multiplayer games – Well-established reputation for quality gameplay	### Pros: – Unique survival world with PvP 1.8 and exclusive resources – VIP benefits including exclusive commands and events – Mystery boxes for discovering exclusive items – Rewarded voting system for exclusive rewards – Exciting events and challenges for players – Features like Battle Pass, Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, and more
### Cons: – Can be overwhelming for new players due to the large number of game modes – Some players may experience lag or server issues during peak times – Premium ranks and features may be expensive for casual players – Some minigames may have long queue times	### Cons: – May have a smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel – Limited to PvP 1.8 in the survival world – Some features like VIP benefits may require additional purchase – Potential for server downtime or maintenance

### FAQ

#### Q: How does Hypixel differ from Fluxo MC? – Hypixel is known for its wide variety of minigames and large player base, while Fluxo MC offers a unique survival world with exclusive resources and features like VIP benefits and mystery boxes.

#### Q: What kind of events can I expect on Fluxo MC? – Fluxo MC offers exciting events like Battle Pass, Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, and more for players to enjoy.

#### Q: Are there any exclusive rewards for voting on Fluxo MC? – Yes, players can receive exclusive rewards for voting daily on Fluxo MC, such as unique items and surprises from mystery boxes.

#### Q: Are there any differences in the available game modes between Hypixel and Fluxo MC? – Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames, while Fluxo MC focuses on a unique survival world with PvP 1.8 and exclusive resources.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Star Shards Collected:	126	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Banter: Where trolls try to out-insult each other in Minecraft, but keep it friendly! #Minecraft #Server #RacistInsults

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow-filled unicorn party in a pixelated world! Join us if you want to be greeted by dancing llamas, flying pigs, and a secret club of talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most creative insults you’ll ever hear. We’ve got insult artists from every corner of the globe coming up with fresh, never-before-heard slurs that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and admiration. So come on over and expand your insult vocabulary while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MemeCraft Central – Home of the Dank Block Builders and Gamers!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pink sheep in a diamond mine? Look no further than this insane server where you can team up with characters like Lia, who’s so good at Minecraft, she once built a house out of nothing but diamond blocks!

Join forces with Utatane Nasa, the Minecraft wizard who can summon a creeper army to protect your base from griefers. And don’t forget about Hakushika Iori, who can tame even the wildest Ender Dragon with just a stare!

But beware of Fuura Yuri, whose powers were so OP they had to be terminated! And watch out for Amanogawa Shiina, the master of pranks who once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life! Just beware of Jelly Hoshiumi, who’s known for trapping unsuspecting players in never-ending mazes of TNT. Good luck surviving that!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KinoCraft – The Perfect Housewife Minecraft Server with a Shenmue Twist! Join Now for LOLs and High Traffic Fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old missions and tasks? Well, look no further, because our server is as epic as Shenmue 3 and as perfect as Shenhua as a housewife! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs dance, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamond swords grow on trees. We promise you’ll never be bored with our endless adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cavern SMP VS Hypixel

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Comparison Table

Criteria	Hypixel	Cavern SMP
Community Size	Large player base with millions of active players	Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity
Gamemodes	Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more	Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock
Quality of Gameplay	Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features	Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience
Special Features	Constant updates, events, and mini-games	LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.

What gamemodes does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.

Which server provides a higher quality gameplay experience?

Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.

What special features does each server have?

Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crops Grown:	8569
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!

#CarDatabase, #Eternalpadretimeline, #FMWeekly, #ForzaGeneral, #MapGuide, #MusicStations, #OPtemplate, #VideoRecaps, Adventures, clubs, Communication, Community, COOLEST, CraftyMiners, Discord, emulation, Epic, forza, gameplay, Join, Media, Minecrafts, Noobs, Rivals, Server, Support, Xbox

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us on this wild adventure to the next dimension where eternal padre timelines await you.

Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.

Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

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The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

28YearOld, 28yo, adulting, Adventure, age, BoomerCraft, Emotional rollercoaster, experiences, feeling old, growing up, habits, Life Changes, life stages, Maturity, Milestones, Minecraft, nostalgic, personal growth, reality check, self pleasure, self-acceptance, Selfs, staying young, still jerking off, tfw, Ultimate

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!

Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!

And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!