so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Dragons Tamed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 3549 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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