NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server

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yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6958
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Heckin’Hezbollah – No Respite, All Fight!

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a warzone out there but with blocks and stuff. we got the IDF (that’s like the cool kids club) vowin’ to give no relief or respite to anyone who messes with us. we’ve already taken out 440 terror operatives in our epic ground op. like, who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft, amirite? join us now and be part of the most intense virtual battle you’ll ever experience. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CelestialCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and argue with strangers in peace! Join our celestial mayhem today!

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CelestialCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today and connect to mc.celestialcraft.gg to start exploring, building, and thriving on our server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled by default?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to participate in duels.
How can I earn StarShards?	StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent in the StarShards shop for unique items.
Are there regular server-wide events?	Yes, there are weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting for players. Currently, the community is working towards a collective goal of slaying 13,000 monsters.
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, players have the ability to create and run their own shops on the server. They can also browse other player shops for deals.
Is there a grief prevention system in place?	Yes, the server has a Grief Prevention system that allows players to claim and protect their land from griefing. Players can customize their claims with advanced settings.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server

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Tired of getting bullied by mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only bullying you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house! No judgment here, just fun and games in a world where everyone is equal – except for those pesky skeletons, they’re always causing trouble. So why deal with mean girls when you can join us and build a world where the only thing getting blown up is your creativity? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StreamCleanerCraft

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching weird TikTok videos and ready to experience some craziness in Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only thing weirder than TikTok is our community! We’ve got players building giant statues of dancing chickens, creating roller coasters that defy gravity, and even hosting epic llama races through the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!

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yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the players are so lit they start protesting against the state media propaganda in Hungary? well, welcome to our server where things get WILD. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil state media. who knew playing minecraft could be so revolutionary? come join us and be a part of history in the making. just watch out for those creepers, they might be government spies in disguise. #minecraftrevolution #downwithpropaganda

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3322	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

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Custom-Built World Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Custom Mods for Ultimate Creativity
Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments	Thanks to Biomes O’ Plenty, the world is full of stunning landscapes to discover.
Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players	Team up with others to share resources, trade essential items, or work on projects together.
Balanced, Fun, and Drama-Free Gameplay	Our staff ensures smooth and fair gameplay for everyone to enjoy.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Add me on Discord (juswannarock) to get access to the server.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can create, govern, and develop your own nation, explore diverse biomes, collaborate with other players, and enjoy balanced gameplay.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, our server has rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	226620
Villages Defended:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3251
Buildings Constructed:	42	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Moat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	299	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SMP: AFKmininglol

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Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Love Letters Sent:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyManJoy

Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	131	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8853	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3