yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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