NoobMaster69 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HamasTunnelCrawl

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Love Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	281	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Animals Bred:	81
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules but they’re more like guidelines).

Our server is so addictive, it’s like trying to quit a diamond addiction in Minecraft (trust us, we’ve been there). The community is so fun and crazy, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, we have epic events like “TNT Olympics” and “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” that will keep you coming back for more.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this madness. Just be warned, once you join, you may never be able to leave (but hey, who would want to leave when you’re having this much fun?).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CreeperCarnage

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Magic Items Found:	1576	Players Killed by Monsters:	6263

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITHOUT ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST 26,000 ROCKETS FIRED AT ISRAEL. WE NEED BRAVE SOLDIERS TO HELP US DEFEND OUR BLOCKY LAND. PLUS, WE HAVE COOL WEAPONS AND ARMOR TO PROTECT YOU. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

🍒FREE DONATION + ANARCHY🍒 Minecraft server

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ERACRAFT is a modern Minecraft PE game server.

Our advantages:

Available from any country.

Reliable and fast server.

Stable work, high quality.

We do not restrict Windows players.

The best data center, we work 24/7.

Responsive and fast tech. support.

Vip once a month, and update every day.

Anarchy and exclusive proprietary features.

We have unique worlds, dungeons, trees, cases and much more

VK: https://vk.me/eracraft_off

TG: https://t.me/eracraft_off

Anarchy Server:

IP address: play.eracraft.ru

Port: 19132 (this is standard)

Version: 1.1.x

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Chapter Drops Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out of existence like a chapter on hiatus? Well, look no further because our server is better than the entirety of Wan Piss (yes, we said it).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling mythical creatures, and finding hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Just don’t blame us if you never want to leave!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PhotofailCraft

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Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.