NoobiePro Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	320082
Towns Built:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace negotiations, putin, Scrambled, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, urge, US, Woodward book

lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Towns Built:	8	Crops Grown:	1584
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyShmonaRocket

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come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

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hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

BUTTER, Capy, Contest, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, District, Exploration, flow, Fly, friend role, grief-free, Halloween, Homes, kittycannon, Land Claims, Melted, navigation, Prizes, profile, Rtp, Server, Shop, shopping, smp, Warps, world

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

497456338, bandai namcoent, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, edit, eip.gg, elden ring, general, Google spreadsheets, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Kingdom, Lands Between, Latest Patch, mapgenie io, Minecraft, patch notes, Rentry, Server, touch bloodstain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

afc, Break, caf, coaches, Concacaf, conmebol, Fifa, football, global competition., International, international break, international friendlies, Minecraft, national teams, Players, qualifying matches, smp, Soccer, sports, strategies, Tactics, travel restrictions, UEFA, World Cup

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1377	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	738
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

drone attack, KremlinCraft, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, Missiles, north korean, Reports, Russian, Set Ablaze, Shells, Ukraine, weapons depot

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4247	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

active lifestyle, child development, childhood health, childhood obesity, early childhood, health benefits, healthy habits, long-term effects, obesity, obesity prevention, outdoor activities, outdoor environment, Outdoor exploration, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, play based learning, Playtime, preschool years, preventative measures, research findings, weight management

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

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HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crops Grown:	2298	Villages Defended:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6195	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.