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CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	172	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Void Gems Collected:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7672	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	306
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	6932
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mines Excavated:	4902

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	342
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1740	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1