NoNoMineNoNo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	940
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	1943
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender

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HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DENDRITIC, DELAYED, STOCHASTIC CaMKII ACTIVATION IN BEHAVIOURAL TIME SCALE PLASTICITY – NATURE! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY AND SCIENTIFIC, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WHILE YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE ACTIVATING IN WAYS YOU NEVER KNEW POSSIBLE! YOU’LL BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS IN NO TIME!

SO COME ON, JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF DENDRITIC MADNESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU ON THIS SERVER? MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! (OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A REALLY COOL MINECRAFT HOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on in December 2022 and suddenly find yourself in a world where the Houthi rebels have somehow gotten their hands on modern weaponry. Apologize in advance for any chaos they may cause, but hey, at least it makes for some exciting gameplay, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to watch your back around those Houthi rebels!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DebateCraft: Kids Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FriendshipCraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyLaughter

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The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCommiesMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Plastic Baby Boom Server

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Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

/MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!

Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.

Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!

And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCarCaper

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41