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DragonTooth Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, border fortifications, border protection, border security, defense system, dragon’s teeth, Dragontooth, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, Lithuania-Russia border, military installations, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, russia, security measures, Server, territorial defense

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dragons with teeth guarding our borders just like Lithuania! you gotta be quick and sneaky to get past them and claim your loot! but watch out for the lava pits and exploding chickens, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! team up with your friends and build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano! join now for the adventure of a lifetime, if you dare!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyRafa38

22-time, aged 38, ATP, career end, CraftyRafa38, emotional, Farewell, Grand Slam champion, iconic player, legend, professional athlete, Rafael Nadal, record holder, Retirement, retirement age, retirement announcement, retirement news, Spanish, sports, Tennis, Tennis history

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own tennis court and pretend to be rafael nadal in retirement! smash those creepers like u smash those tennis balls! also we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the zombie apocalypse while eating strawberries and cream just like at wimbledon. don’t miss out on the chance to be the next grand slam champion of minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft server: Brekky Time

Brekky, Minecraft, Server, Time

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly, talking cows. These cows not only provided endless entertainment with their hilarious jokes, but they also gave out free diamonds to anyone who could out-moo them in a cow-mimicking contest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a blocky, teleporting creature in a dimly lit cave.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a floating island made entirely of pancakes. Yes, you read that right. Pancakes. Need I say more?

So come join us for some brekky time fun on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

River To Sea SMP – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Beach, beauty, Coast, current, Environment, Exploration, flow, HORIZON, landscape, marine life, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, river, sea, shore, smp, Tranquility, travel, Water, Waves

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of pure obsidian! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our SMP and decided to build a house made entirely of TNT. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged the entire area with pressure plates. Let’s just say, it was a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame the fiercest dragon with just a pat on the head. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe you’ll become the next dragon whisperer!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are non-stop. From the river to the sea, there’s never a dull moment in our crazy world. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FILsLifeBoomCraft

BETRAYAL, confronting family, confronting family members, confronting in-laws, confronting spouse, deceitful behavior, dishonesty, family betrayal, family conflict, Family secrets, father in-law, father stealing, FILsLifeBoomCraft, financial crisis, financial deception, financial infidelity, financial struggles, Financial Theft, marriage problems, stolen money

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Looking for a place to unleash your anger and frustration? Look no further, as we have the perfect server for you!

Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building and destroying to your heart’s content. Need a break from family drama? We got you covered, as our server is drama-free (unless you bring it with you, then it’s fair game).

And if you’re looking for some family bonding time, bring your loved ones along for the ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets like a sneaky father-in-law stealing from his own son’s bank account. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course).

So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the rarest diamonds. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players for the title of Minecraft champion. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChillCraft SMP – Unwind & Mine

Alone Time, Chillcraft, Cooking, Exercise, hobbies, hot bath, journaling, leisure activities, Listening to music, meditation, mindfulness, nature walks, pampering, quiet time, reading, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, unwind, Unwinding, watching movies

Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LonelyCraft: Find Your Blocky BFF

Abandoned, alienation, BFF, blocky, depression, desolation, emotional pain, emptiness, feeling disconnected, Find, Forlorn, FORSAKEN, Heartache, ISOLATION, lack of companionship, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, longing, Melancholy, Sadness, social withdrawal, solitude, sorrowful, yearning for connection

Are you tired of wandering the vast, empty landscapes of Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of loneliness! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again, because our community is so lively and active that you’ll never have a dull moment.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky ranks. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. You won’t find a more eccentric and entertaining group of players anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real-life friends when you have llamas and chickens to keep you company?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Mindfulness Server

antidepressant, anxiety, Crafty, Escitalopram, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness effectiveness, mindfulness for anxiety, mindfulness for mental health, mindfulness for panic disorders, mindfulness for social anxiety, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness techniques, mindfulness vs medication, panic disorders, Server, social anxiety disorders, Therapy, Treatment

So, like, if you’re feeling down and anxious in Minecraft, come join our server! It’s like taking a happy pill but without the side effects, man. Our mindfulness meditation techniques are like magic for your brain, just as good as popping Escitalopram but without the weird chemicals messing you up.

Our researchers have found that joining our server is like a warm hug for your soul, helping with panic and social anxiety in the Minecraft world. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mindfulness vibes flow through you like a river of lava. It’s gonna be epic, trust us.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

What is the IP for SMii7Yminus Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, smii7y, smii7y livestream, smii7y plus, smii7y stream, smii7y vod, smii7yminus, smii7yplus

SMii7Y is a popular Canadian YouTuber and streamer known for his comedic gaming content. With a focus on fun and entertaining gameplay, SMii7Y has garnered a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. His humorous commentary and laid-back personality have made him a fan favorite among the gaming community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Are They Different? Minecraft Server

civilized behavior, civilized society, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural levels, cultural maturity, cultural understanding, maturity differences, maturity levels, Mental Development, mental growth, mental maturity, Minecraft, Server, social behavior, social norms, societal behavior, societal development, societal maturity, societal norms

Welcome to the most sophisticated and refined Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Our players are so culturally advanced, they discuss the latest Minecraft updates over high tea and debate the merits of building in creative mode versus survival mode like true intellectuals.

But don’t let their mental maturity fool you – these players know how to have a good time! Rumor has it that one player built an entire roller coaster that goes through the Nether just for fun, while another player created a pixel art masterpiece of a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The creativity knows no bounds on this server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can engage in stimulating conversations about redstone contraptions and build the most outrageous structures imaginable, look no further. Join us and become part of this cultured and mentally mature community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	385	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Villainous Soap Opera Drama in Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, Character development, deaths, Drama, dramatic deaths, Entertainment, Latin America, Media, mexican culture, Mexican telenovelas, Mexican television, Minecraft, Opera, plot twists, popular culture, Revenge, smp, soap, soap operas, storytelling, telenovelas, television, tragic endings, villainous, Villains

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky world.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

abandoned civilization, Apocalypse, deserted landscape, deserted planet, deserted streets, deserted world, desolation, doomsday scenario, eerie silence, empty cities, end of humanity, existential crisis, ISOLATION, last human, last man standing, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelySurvivor, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, smp, solitude, Survival

Imagine waking up in a Minecraft world where you’re the only player left…sounds like a dream, right? Well, on our server, that’s exactly what happened! The rest of the players mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to rule the land all by yourself.

But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoSpleef4You

Do, Never, never do, never do something, never do what, never something, never something you will do, never will, never will do, NoSpleef4You, something you will never do, something.., What, what’s something you will never do, Will, will never do, will never something

Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	71

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Review Queens Server

consumer behavior, dissatisfied, fear of backlash, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender rating gap, gender stereotypes, Men, negative evaluation, observations, online behavior, online feedback, online reviews, QUEENS, rating patterns, review, Server, social norms, study, Women

so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server

asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Husbands, Links, Menhera, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, report and hide, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with husbands, Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage (whatever that is). But beware, you must treat Fallenshadow well or face the wrath of her loyal followers. And don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting – you never know what surprises await! Ignore, report, and hide divorcees at all costs, because on this server, drama is not allowed. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t ask about the cult rumors…they’re totally not true. 😉

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2