NoNoMineNoNo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft server: Brekky Time

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly, talking cows. These cows not only provided endless entertainment with their hilarious jokes, but they also gave out free diamonds to anyone who could out-moo them in a cow-mimicking contest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a blocky, teleporting creature in a dimly lit cave.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a floating island made entirely of pancakes. Yes, you read that right. Pancakes. Need I say more?

So come join us for some brekky time fun on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Star Shards Collected:	219	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

River To Sea SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of pure obsidian! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our SMP and decided to build a house made entirely of TNT. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged the entire area with pressure plates. Let’s just say, it was a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame the fiercest dragon with just a pat on the head. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe you’ll become the next dragon whisperer!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are non-stop. From the river to the sea, there’s never a dull moment in our crazy world. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FILsLifeBoomCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Looking for a place to unleash your anger and frustration? Look no further, as we have the perfect server for you!

Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building and destroying to your heart’s content. Need a break from family drama? We got you covered, as our server is drama-free (unless you bring it with you, then it’s fair game).

And if you’re looking for some family bonding time, bring your loved ones along for the ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets like a sneaky father-in-law stealing from his own son’s bank account. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course).

So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the rarest diamonds. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players for the title of Minecraft champion. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mines Excavated:	3098	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	3099	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChillCraft SMP – Unwind & Mine

Alone Time, Chillcraft, Cooking, Exercise, hobbies, hot bath, journaling, leisure activities, Listening to music, meditation, mindfulness, nature walks, pampering, quiet time, reading, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, unwind, Unwinding, watching movies

Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LonelyCraft: Find Your Blocky BFF

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Are you tired of wandering the vast, empty landscapes of Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of loneliness! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again, because our community is so lively and active that you’ll never have a dull moment.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky ranks. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. You won’t find a more eccentric and entertaining group of players anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real-life friends when you have llamas and chickens to keep you company?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Mindfulness Server

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So, like, if you’re feeling down and anxious in Minecraft, come join our server! It’s like taking a happy pill but without the side effects, man. Our mindfulness meditation techniques are like magic for your brain, just as good as popping Escitalopram but without the weird chemicals messing you up.

Our researchers have found that joining our server is like a warm hug for your soul, helping with panic and social anxiety in the Minecraft world. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mindfulness vibes flow through you like a river of lava. It’s gonna be epic, trust us.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What is the IP for SMii7Yminus Minecraft Server?

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SMii7Y is a popular Canadian YouTuber and streamer known for his comedic gaming content. With a focus on fun and entertaining gameplay, SMii7Y has garnered a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. His humorous commentary and laid-back personality have made him a fan favorite among the gaming community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Are They Different? Minecraft Server

civilized behavior, civilized society, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural levels, cultural maturity, cultural understanding, maturity differences, maturity levels, Mental Development, mental growth, mental maturity, Minecraft, Server, social behavior, social norms, societal behavior, societal development, societal maturity, societal norms

Welcome to the most sophisticated and refined Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Our players are so culturally advanced, they discuss the latest Minecraft updates over high tea and debate the merits of building in creative mode versus survival mode like true intellectuals.

But don’t let their mental maturity fool you – these players know how to have a good time! Rumor has it that one player built an entire roller coaster that goes through the Nether just for fun, while another player created a pixel art masterpiece of a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The creativity knows no bounds on this server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can engage in stimulating conversations about redstone contraptions and build the most outrageous structures imaginable, look no further. Join us and become part of this cultured and mentally mature community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Villainous Soap Opera Drama in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky world.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

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Imagine waking up in a Minecraft world where you’re the only player left…sounds like a dream, right? Well, on our server, that’s exactly what happened! The rest of the players mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to rule the land all by yourself.

But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Farms Harvested:	171	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoSpleef4You

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Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Review Queens Server

consumer behavior, dissatisfied, fear of backlash, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender rating gap, gender stereotypes, Men, negative evaluation, observations, online behavior, online feedback, online reviews, QUEENS, rating patterns, review, Server, social norms, study, Women

so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Farms Harvested:	680	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server

asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Husbands, Links, Menhera, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, report and hide, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with husbands, Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage (whatever that is). But beware, you must treat Fallenshadow well or face the wrath of her loyal followers. And don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting – you never know what surprises await! Ignore, report, and hide divorcees at all costs, because on this server, drama is not allowed. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t ask about the cult rumors…they’re totally not true. 😉

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Her Appeal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TiplessTavern Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1