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GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sleepless Gaming

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

# 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 We are Java & Bedrock compatible !

Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !

𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more

𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 build what ever your heart desires on your plot

𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Game Start Minecraft Server

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Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

>Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

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>Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchantments Applied:	155

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sleepland Minecraft server

1.21, 1.7, banner, Bed wars, bedrock, building, Community, don’t destroy anything, Fun, image, java, Lazy, limited players, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, rules, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Sleepland, Survival

Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

Rules:

1 Don’t destroy anything

2 You don’t have to follow the rules

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, fates, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Summoning Info

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AuraForge

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, PvE, PvP, Survival

**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9164
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineZones

Community, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, discord server, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, MineZones, multiplayer, networking, online gaming, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, zero lag

MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7