join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Emeralds Found: 7286
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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