join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Towns Built: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Emeralds Found: 4421

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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