join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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