join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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