join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Void Gems Collected: 34
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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