NoMorePaperCutsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface: The Endwalker Edition – A Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy XIV Fans!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have an exclusive Final Fantasy XVI crossover event called “The Path Infernal” where you can battle monsters from another realm until May 8! Plus, we have a special PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.

And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Villains: Unleash Your Inner Dark Triad in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being a boring, average Minecraft player? Do you want to unleash your inner dark triad personality and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us and transform into a ruthless, cunning player who will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Void Gems Collected:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Frozen Funnies MC Server: Ice Ice Baby #28

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you’ll battle giant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have dance-offs with Endermen!

Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Soccer, where you can compete against other players for epic prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Minecraft pro, Steve, to a PvP battle in the Arena of Doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of diamond boots – things are about to get wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	203	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Love Wars

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Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promote peace in the most epic way possible! Our players settle disputes with epic build battles and whoever wins gets a virtual hug from our server mascot, a giant pink llama named Fluffy. Plus, every time you log on, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and fills your room with glitter. It’s like a magical peace party every time you play! So come join us and let’s spread some virtual love and harmony together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crops Grown:	1565
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vtuber Heaven: Where Pixels and Angels Collide

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the VTuber fans out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all VTubers who play on our server will automatically be guaranteed a spot in heaven after they die! That’s right, forget about all those pesky rules and regulations for getting into heaven, just play on our server and you’re golden! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of angelic VTubers who will guide you through the game and make sure you have the most heavenly experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and secure your spot in VTuber heaven!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7613

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘I want to’ Build a Potato Castle and Ride a Pig into Battle!

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Crops Grown:	7852	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

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Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1004	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	673598	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3293

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

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Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	154
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Craftella Girls: U149 – Where idols mine and craft their way to the top!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Risa’s taste in men? Look no further! Our server is filled with older players who have the experience and maturity to handle anything that comes their way. Risa knows that older men are like fine wine – they only get better with age! Join us for a chance to build, mine, and maybe even find your own sugar daddy in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a rich, older player showering you with gifts and protection? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where age is just a number – and a high one at that!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen do a reverse image search

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We call it “Reverse Image Search” because we’ve flipped the Minecraft world upside down – literally!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds in the sky, battling creepers underwater, and building your dream castle on the ocean floor. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is confused!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and duel with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe that grants you infinite diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the flip side!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Indo Crew – Where even Minecraft mobs can’t match our population!

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Yo, forget about Indonesia, let’s talk about this mystery country with a population bigger than Colombia! This Minecraft server is like the hidden gem of the gaming world, just waiting to be discovered by all you adventurous players out there.

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of this mysterious land. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures, rare mobs, and even a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks! Who knows what other surprises are waiting to be found?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just think about the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you’re part of the elite group of players who have explored this enigmatic country. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SoullessCraft: Where Your Soul Goes Missing and Your Blocks Go Flying!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the souls have gone! Join us for a wild ride through the afterlife as you battle against zombie pigmen, trade with wandering spirits, and maybe even make a deal with the devil himself for some enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Soul Eater, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of lost souls to devour. Will you be able to outsmart this formidable foe and claim its power for yourself? Or will you become its next meal?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us where the souls are plentiful and the adventure is endless. Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows…

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Doggy Diggy Land

AMERICANS, anti-semitism, cultural decay, Diggy, discrimination, doggy, Government, goycohol, Goyims, goyimy, Hypocrisy, Id, jewSA, joos, kikeish rules, Land, nationalism, Politics, Poltard mutts, Save Muttland, society, Voting, WEST HAS FALLEN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crops Grown:	4818
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.

3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!

4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4014
Villages Defended:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.