join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Dragon Scales Harvested: 349 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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