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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Items Found:	2836
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ores Mined:	3301
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Towns Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	1938	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mines Excavated:	4549
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StepSisPlaySupport

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	768902	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

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lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5