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| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1506 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 198 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 174 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 720 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 683614 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 110 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
”’Explore our insane world!”’
Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?
”’Join for the epic events!”’
Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?
But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.
Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.
Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
