Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
”’Explore our insane world!”’
Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?
”’Join for the epic events!”’
Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?
But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.
Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.
Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?
Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!
But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.
And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.
But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?
So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
