NoLifeSquad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Galileo’s Space Telescope

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
New Chunks Explored:	491874	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	148
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	5527	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	1684	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	7607	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2243	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	281	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	1355	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6