Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?
So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?
Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 151 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.
Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6694 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3856 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Active community
Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes
Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!
Constant updates and improvements
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5520 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?
So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4891 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!
Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.
Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!
3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
