Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested: 848 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Potions Brewed: 116

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Farms Harvested: 301 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Potions Brewed: 94
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1507

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Potions Brewed: 46
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 133 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Animals Bred: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Magic Items Found: 5307
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2076
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Void Gems Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 446
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

    Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 123 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

    HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling
    Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyLoveLessons

    BlockyLoveLessons
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

    Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Magic Items Found: 7768
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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