NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ParentalPanicCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	614366	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Void Gems Collected:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3652	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

Adventure, Collectibles, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, Hero, Mature, Mineward, Minigames, mmorpg, Npcs, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, steve, Survival, Ultimate, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5300	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3544	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Falling into the Void:	3