NoHusbandNoWedding | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	59
Ores Mined:	4108	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Items Found:	3301	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Void Armor Forged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkinSwapCraft

body image, Body transformation, deep introspection, existentialism, Gender Identity, Identity, Individuality, Inner desires, Life decisions, life purpose, personal choice, personal growth, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, SkinSwapCraft, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

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so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Star Shards Collected:	58
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

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Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	250	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchantments Applied:	140
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	120