NoControl | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	281710
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchantments Applied:	59
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	700	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9559
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	3365	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Potions Brewed:	68	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	248	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
New Chunks Explored:	67843	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Farms Harvested:	305	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Runes Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	168

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4