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The Kilo GBP Minecraft Server

consumer spending, economic crisis, economic impact, economic policy, economic theory, Economy, English pounds, equality, financial ruin, Financial Stability, gbp, hand to mouth, income inequality, inflation, Kilo, kilo pound, KiloGBP, living standards, Minecraft, Prices, Rich, savings, Server, wealth gap

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	255	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of the Kilopound Economy! Imagine a world where English pounds have an extra zero or even a K at the end – chaos ensues! The rich will be scrambling to keep up with the sudden inflation, while the poor rejoice in their newfound wealth.

Build your empire in a world where financial ruin is just a block away. Will you be the one to control the Kilopound Economy and rule over the land, or will you be left penniless and begging for scraps? Join now and see how the Kilopound Economy will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Game is Healing Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, emotional well being, Game, Gaming, gaming as therapy, gaming benefits, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming for well-being, gaming therapy, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive impact, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mines Excavated:	3195
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in your solo Minecraft world? Do you dream of building epic structures with other players while dodging lava and fighting off zombie hordes? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken jousting tournament. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life. But watch out, because the losers have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day!

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals talk in rhyme. You might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons.

But beware, because our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky beast loves to challenge players to dance-offs and if you can out-dance it, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Remember, gaming is healing, especially when you’re laughing your way through a crazy Minecraft server!

Koi Bami Shoujo Minecraft Server

Bami, BETRAYAL, Comic, Drama, emotional, graphic novel, HEARTBREAK, japanese, Justice, Kanase, koi, Koibami Shoujo, love, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, nino, Revenge, romance, Server, Shoujo, Vengeance, webcomic, webtoon

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3656
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever visit! Join us and become part of the epic saga of Kanase seeking revenge for Nino’s betrayal. Will they succeed? Only you can help determine the outcome by joining our server and battling it out in epic PvP battles and daring quests. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft adventure of your life!

Let’s Play Minecraft SMP: Political Game

absolute ruler, Anon, Citizens, Competition, description, fantasy nation, fantasy race, fantasy race name, fantasy world, Game, Humanity, Laws, laws changes, Lets, Minecraft, nation, normal citizen, pic, Play, Political, political game, race change, reborn, smp, unique characteristics, winning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ores Mined:	7854
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because in this world, you get to choose your own fantasy race and become the ruler of your own nation!

Imagine being a majestic unicorn ruling over a kingdom of rainbow-colored sheep, or a fire-breathing dragon leading a nation of lava-loving villagers. The possibilities are endless and the crazier, the better!

But wait, there’s more! You can also choose to join someone else’s nation and become a citizen, changing your race in the process. Will you be a mermaid living in a nation of talking dolphins, or a goblin causing mischief in a kingdom of friendly giants?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Who will have the most citizens and reign supreme? Only time will tell in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

Slutty Villagers Minecraft Server

adultery, breeding, Choices, Commitment, consequences, Decision making, Ethics, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Infidelity, Marriage, Minecraft, morality, Motherhood, parenting, Paternity, raising kids, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, slutty, Trust, uncertainty, villagers

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	259	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… wild.

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where you find yourself in a love triangle with three cows. That’s right, you bred one of them and now you have to figure out which one is the baby daddy. Will it be the left cow, the middle cow, or the right cow? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. From stealing your crops to starting a chicken rebellion, you never know what antics they’ll get up to next.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a cow. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

2x Hards, 4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

Embark on epic quests like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” and “Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Heavy Armor)” where you’ll face off against the fiercest enemies like the Hovercraft with special armor!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a chance to meet Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits! Who knew they were such fashion icons in the Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

British Accent Love Minecraft Server

accent, Admiration, Alluring, attraction, British, british accent, Captivating, Charm, Crush, DATING, Enchanting, English, fascination, infatuation, love, Minecraft, relationships, Romantic, seduction, Server, Speech, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds the same? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a chance to meet and mingle with a whole bunch of lovely ladies with British accents. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join forces with them to create the most delicious and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but watch out for the giant squid who guards the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to find love, build bacon masterpieces, and uncover hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Code, coding, coding conventions, coding habits, coding practices, coding standards, computer science, Diversity, indentation, indenting, Minecraft, programming, programming communities, programming culture, Programming Languages, racial stereotypes, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Space, Spaces, Technology, White

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of being called a noob for not using 2 spaces to indent your code? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who indent their code with 2 spaces! Why, you ask? Because only true gamers know that 2 spaces is the key to unlocking secret cheat codes in Minecraft. Join us and become a coding master in no time!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity. Will you be the one to capture the Rainbow Sheep Unicorn and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest coding and gaming adventure of your life! Remember, real gamers use 2 spaces to indent their code.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr7.TexRich.ru

Hot Western Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, Combo, design, digital avatar, Entertainment, Gaming, gooners, hot, internet celebrity, irys, IRyStocrats, Minecraft, online personality, redesign, Server, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, VOICE, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We have IRyS, the hottest western vtuber, as our official mascot. And let me tell you, since her redesign, all the irystocrats have turned into gooners! Join us and become part of this wild transformation – who knows, maybe you’ll become a gooner too! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

difficulty making friends, Emotional support, friendship, introversion, lack of social skills, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, Minecraft, player, self-esteem issues, shyness, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social circles, Social Connections, social exclusion, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, societal pressure, solitary lifestyle

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about having only one friend or none at all again!

Picture this: you’re wandering the server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and before you know it, you and the chicken are besties for life. That’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ creepers spinning sick beats. Only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to boogie down with the best of them.

So why settle for a lonely existence when you can join our server and make friends with dancing chickens and party-loving creepers? Say goodbye to solitude and hello to a world of endless fun and friendship. Join us today and let the good times roll!

Soulful Japan Minecraft Server

appreciation, award, Backlash, BIAS, controversy, criticism, Cultural differences, Expectations, fanbase, Gaming Community, goty, Japan, Japanese-developed, Minecraft, Opinions, Preferences, reception, recognition, Server, Soulful, Taste, V, video game

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4831	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring, soulless video games winning Game of the Year awards? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to never let a Japanese-developed game steal the spotlight from our blocky masterpiece. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing in the face of conventional gaming awards. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once logged on and built a giant diamond toilet just for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

art, couple, desuarchive, Drama, drawfriends, Edition, edits, Expansion, fat, greentexts, Lapras, library, Minecraft, OC, Pokebig, Pokegirl, pokemon, Requests, smp, snivy, Stories, Thread, TotT., Trash, wandering, writefriends

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Buildings Constructed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addiction, AMERICANS, Based, compulsive behavior, counseling, financial loss, financial ruin, gambling, gambling addiction, impoverishing, intervention, mental health, millions, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, problem gambling, Recovery, Recovery programs, Rehabilitation, Server, support groups, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mines Excavated:	1277	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

anger, athlete, bone headed move, boxing, Competition, controversy, criticism, debate, decision, Disappointment, Frustration, hey, Minecraft, Olympic boxer, olympic games, quit fighting, Quitting, reaction, smp, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, unexpected

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Buildings Constructed:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11