NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBedBuddies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Towns Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyPolishTrades

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lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	9319
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	795402
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11