NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Towns Built:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2350	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3130	Runes Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1907	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!