Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
Love Letters Sent: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Emeralds Found: 3761 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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