Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Potions Brewed: 163 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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