Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Crops Grown: 7234 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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