NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	4962
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Love Letters Sent:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	210	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	872657	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8453
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

1.20.4, bankers, Combat, diamond bank, Discord, Duels, End.., facebook, Fun, github, Griefers, Griefing, Herobrine, java, Java 1.8.0, Mastodon, Minigames, Nether, Network, OITC, PvP, Raiding, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Splegg, Store, Training, translation, TrueOG

TrueOG Network Overview

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

Server IPs (No Whitelist)

trueog.net
true-og.net
play.trueog.net
play.true-og.net
www.trueog.net
www.true-og.net

Discord: Join Our Community

Latest Updates

1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

TrueOG SMP

Where It All Began
Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
Authentic OG Experience
Robust diamond-based economy
Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
Expanding worlds rich with history
Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

Duels

Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
12 arenas and kits to choose from.
Spectate duels live around spawn.
Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

Community

Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

Worlds

Overworld: (0 – 96k)

1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

Nether: 0 – 12k
End: 0 – 30 Million

Upcoming Minigames

The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

Get Involved

100% Open Source.
All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
We offer guidance on plugin development.
We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

Connect With Us

Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

Store: store.trueog.net

Mastodon: @[email protected]

Facebook: TrueOG Network

Source Code: GitHub Repository

Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchantments Applied:	222
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

eccentric games, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, lesser-known games, Minecraft, niche games, Obscure games, off-the-beaten-path games, off-the-radar games, offbeat games, overlooked games, PALS, peculiar games, PIXEL, quirky games, rare games, retro games, Server, unconventional games, Underrated Games, Unique Games, unusual games, vintage games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with obscure games that will blow your mind! Ever played Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our epic game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crops Grown:	7622
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

White Women Attract SMP

Attract, attraction, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, Inclusivity, Interracial Relationships, love, Preferences, Race, relationships, romantic interests, smp, societal biases, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AirRifleFailCraft

air rifle license, AirRifleFailCraft, Argument, Blame, clay pigeon, Disrespect, feelings, husband, Laundry, neighbours, overdramatic, police caution, Ruining, Shooting, shouting, Sport, Target, threatening behaviour, uk, validation, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4071
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

chocolate chip cookies, classic, comfort food, Comforting, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, ice cream, Indulgent, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, nostalgic, pizza, satisfying, SMPComfortFoodMinecraft, soul food, Warm

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3